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A couple from each side of the Mersey win through to the semis: The Alexandra and Smart Alex - and Albert and CKC

Prodigals lost to Smart Alex

CKC beat HMRUFC

Swan & Railway lost to Albert

Alexandra beat Bards

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Alexandra beat Bards

The Alex prove just too tough to beat on their home ground

Mike tells how bagpipes and Sport got Alex over the line

This was a great start to the seventeenth iteration of this competition, with both leagues now guaranteed an interest in the final – which hasn’t always been the case in recent years.

Our match between two teams with significant 'European' pedigree (four-time runners-up the Alexandra against two-time winners the Bards) was always likely to be close, and so it proved.  The biggest lead that either team had was the Bards' three-point advantage at the end of Round One.  Our superior knowledge of bagpipes and down-market newspapers reduced the deficit to one point at half-time.  We edged ahead by one point in Round 3 and that was pretty much how it stayed.  The match wasn’t settled until the final question, with Ged's two-point "Dennis Potter" getting us home and hosed.

We've played the Bards a few times over the years and have always enjoyed our encounters, with last night being no different.  The match was played in a friendly spirit and was followed by a typical post-quiz chat, with topics including quizzes in Spain and quizzing against (minor) TV celebrities. 


Chocolate-coated horror

(R3/Q7)


CKC beat HMRUFC

CKC cruise through to the semis on the back of a comfortable victory

Kieran tells how - initially - more means less

To the Griffin in a deep and dark December for the clash of the initials.  We were alone, sort of; there were a few depressed looking United fans scattered about the place, watching their team edge ahead of the mighty Liverpool in the table, but The Living Room was all ours.  

As anticipated the Farnborough Barry McNorton detained Mitchell Starc and his also rans for the minimum period required under the rules, so he was able to pick up the paper and then take his place at the top of the Russki dogs order for his penultimate game - it really is the case this time, I promise!  

Our man somewhere near Sleaford on the A17 was in his customary points harvesting form but tonight the worldies came from David in seat three.  Not only did he dredge up Viscount Slim from God knows where but whisky is just about the only Scottish thing he doesn't care for and yet he also scored with Teacher's Highland Cream.  


Dürer masterpiece

(R3/Sp3)


Heaton Moor were very genial companions even declining post quiz drinks on the grounds of driving home to Stockport.  That was a bonus for Barry who was supposed to buy that round; it'll help towards the petrol costs for the move I guess.

The semi final draw has by chance (?) ensured that both banks of the Mersey will be represented in the WIST final but that's a long way off.  For now it's enough that our season stays alive for another ten weeks or so.    

Next week it's back to league action and the formidable leaders and defending champions in their lair which I trashed (in print) last time out.  We probably won't have to buy a winners' round so it's all good.  It WILL be Barry's last appearance for us - they're moving on the 16th, the day before our game against Ethel and also the day before the Adelaide test starts so he should be OK for that.  He does have kids and friends - and us - in Manchester, however, so there is always the chance of the occasional guest appearance.  We'll miss him beyond telling but I'll save the (repeat) valediction for next week. 


Woody's professional date

(R6/Sp1)


Dying to be an actor

(R4/Sp2)


Prodigals lost to Smart Alex

Smart Alex keep their noses in front throughout, to earn a place in the semis

Mike watches on from the vantage point of the QM chair

A really busy Parrswood (the Albert Club was unavailable) played host to this match of the Titans.  Around the cavernous open-plan Parrswood lounge there were: punters gorging on an early festive menu, a meeting of the local Liberal hierarchy and a noisy electronic version of Bingo, all sprinkled with assorted students making whoopee.  In amongst this melee we camped in a  corner with me doing my Stentor act to ensure the Opsi-prepared feast was properly enjoyed.

The Prods were down to 3 with Michael indisposed at the last minute (actually almost down to 2 as Richard had to scurry via Mr Uber from the Club where he had carelessly rocked up).  Despite Anne-Marie's expert marshalling of her troops, Roddy, Greg, Andrea and George of the visiting Stockport crew were just too much to overcome.  It seems to me having WithQuiz-trained Roddy and Greg in their ranks helped Smart Alex resist the temptation of opting for the safety of a conferred one when the questionee really did know the answer and was able to go for a two.  I'm sure the temptation to confer for one point when two points are there for the taking lies behind many Stockport defeats over the WIST years.

Smart Alex are a tough team to beat.  Late in the evening via a text exchange Mike Wagstaffe and myself 'drew' the semi final pairings which see the  two Stockport teams play each other, and similarly the two WithQuiz teams.  The all-Alex derby semi will be quite some match.


The grin of someone who fell for Roddy

(R6/Q2)


Spectator Ivor provides the long view of History

The Historymen did not qualify for Europe this season (yet again).  This allowed me to participate in an even more arcane activity than quizzing, that is quiz-spectating; so I went along to the Prodigals-Smart Alec match.

I am not sure why few partake in spectating.  Unlike Test cricket it only lasts 90 minutes rather than five days and there is no risk of being struck by a flying object.  One can marvel at excellent play (both sides were at the top of their game last night), sympathise if a player is dealt an unplayable delivery (Anne-Marie’s submersible), and tut-tut like a modern day tricoteuse if both teams are caught out by an 'easy' question (i.e. a question to which only you know the answer) - not that there was much failure on display.


Snappy dresser

(R3/Q1)


Swan & Railway lost to Albert

Albert just squeak home by a single nail-biting point

MOBO reacquaints himself with fossil fuel and open air weeing

A really tight result against tough opponents.  As is almost traditional Albert performed better in the Stockport format.  In general the questions were well-balanced.  The one question which caused the greatest problem concerned Gandhi, where Mahatma was ruled out as a forename because it is a title.  A devil of a question which The Albert were thankful went to The Swan - especially since this question could be viewed as having decided the contest given the close final score. 

The Swan, for those who don't know it, is quite a venue in the middle of Stockport.  A series of tiny rooms with real coal fires - certainly a flavour of the 1900s, if not the 1800s.  The pièce de resistance is the men's toilet which is in the open air.  Grown men staggered back to the bar broken by the combination of the al fresco ambience of the primitive facilities and low temperatures. 


Quiz paper set by...

... WithQuiz (Mike Bath/Brian McClintock)

Average Aggregate score 108.8

As co-setter I'll keep my counsel this week other than to say it was a cracking high aggregate.


African high point

(R1/Q22)


... so what were Kieran's views ...

The paper was a typical Opsis offering with points a-plenty all over the place.  The only mild criticism would be that the 'Irony' round was a new and good idea which didn't quite pan out.  Maybe, also, that Ann Jones and Simona Halep scarcely seemed a balanced pair though Martin had no problem picking up the bonus for the Romanian former champ. 


Chindit inspiration

(R1/Q4)


... and Ivor's ... 

Mike and Brian had set a quiz that was very well received by both teams (and the spectator).  Brian’s 'Irony is not dead' round did have the darkest humour of the season.  It included the death of Attila the Hun who succumbed on his wedding night from a nose bleed.  Epistaxis can be very serious but one wonders if perhaps his blood pressure had been raised.  A Google search reveals his new bride (called Ildico) was reported to be young and very beautiful and is portrayed as such in a portrait by a Hungarian artist called Ferenc.  Perhaps there are worse ways of shuffling off this mortal coil.


Ironic ending

(R4/Q3)


... and finally Mike W's ... 

The paper was very enjoyable, with few unanswered questions and plenty of twos scored – thank you setters.  The questions were well balanced overall with (in our opinion) no discernible advantage to going first or second.  The 'Who said irony was dead' round was quite a challenge (score 3-3), not least as the concept of irony seemed to apply rather loosely to some of the questions.


Attila's wedding-night epistaxis

(R4/Q6)


Question of the Week

This week the question about the component of a musical instrument that has parallel bore and conical bore versions (R2/Q6) kept both teams at the Parrswood pondering long and hard and was my initial candidate for QotW - but Roddy with all his musical expertise pointed out that there were a number of musical instruments with these varying versions so I ruled it out of contention.  Instead I've gone for Round 1 Question 12 for no other reason than it celebrates a local musical hero, Sheila Seal, who I met and chatted to recently

What phrase connects the actor Brian Jackson and a 1980s Manchester-based band who played most of their gigs at The Boardwalk?

For the answer to this and all the week's other questions click here.


What if ...?

(R6/Q3)